alexhursch:

parkstone-international:

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

chaotic neutral

6 years agosurprisebitch 421,638 notes
choose your character

sonypraystation:

deadcorvus:

Gorilla 

stats: strength, stamina, unarmed, speech

alignment: neutral good

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Chimpanzee

stats: dexterity, stealth, one handed, disguise

alignment: neutral evil

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Orangutan

stats: intelligence, illusion, conjuring, alchemy

alignment: chaotic neutral

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DLC: Gibbon

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stats: speed, high crit chance, low hp, second wind

alignment: ???

6 years ago1retry 4,500 notes

shittyidea:

Pads on a thong

u say shitty idea but sometimes u gotta do what u gotta do…

6 years agothetalkinggrilledcheese 6,723 notes
Anonymous asked: are you a philosopher

pochowek:

targuzzler-deactivated20180224:

boy im dumb as shit

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth

6 years agodecalf 384,435 notes

brothadom:

classy-viking:

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

6 years agothetalkinggrilledcheeseweloveshortvideos.com 525,808 notes

sonypraystation:

golfgalaxy:

sometimes i fall down on purpose just to feel what it’s like

we take L’s just to see how these haters livin then we bounce back 😤😤😤

6 years ago1retry 140 notes
dontlookmethatway:
“ parks-and-rex:
“ momofloco:
“ jamaican:
“ icanodd:
“ et-phoneme:
“ waitheresmy2cents:
“ ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswatching:
“ badspellingghost:
“ iamblindandmydogisdead:
“ ineverhadanassbutiblameitonthis:
“ hyperventilating:
“...

dontlookmethatway:

parks-and-rex:

momofloco:

jamaican:

icanodd:

et-phoneme:

waitheresmy2cents:

ialwaysfeellikesomebodyswatching:

badspellingghost:

iamblindandmydogisdead:

ineverhadanassbutiblameitonthis:

hyperventilating:

fleetadmiralobvious:

somerandomfuck:

everythingismeasfucktobehonest:

spankmewithyourdankmemes:

conveniencefeemayapply:

ihavesomeseriousissues:

thisisthecontentisignedupfor:

internetchainletter:

eternalqueue:

iloveshamingandmakingidlethreats:

ihavesomeseriousissues:

ineverreallygoanywheretbh:

imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat:

theysayitendtooverreact:

fleetadmiralobvious:

ihavenofriendsandnocomputer:

iamblindandmydogisdead:

walkingshitpostgenerator:

thisisthecontentisignedupfor:

whatdoyoumeanihaveangerissues:

verymuchbinary:

trollsrus:

werenotstaffreally:

anentirelyrandomseriesofletters:

somerandomfuck:

ilovetoruinpostswithpersonalshit:

iknowwhodidthisbutistoleit:

professionalnavelgazer:

lownotepostsmakemesosad:

tagitgood:

imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat:

imaddictedtoreblogging:

iliterallyliveheresoiknow:

googleisawhat:

icouldreallyuseaboost:

ireallyreallyreallylovewildfire:

ifitwasntforthatlastcomment:

isurehopeitgetsbetter:

thepeopleinthebackcanthereyou:

thisisthecontentisignedupfor:

This

Say it louder for the people in the back

It got better

Reblogging for that last comment

Spread this like wildfire

Boost!

It’s back on my dash!

This is the best thing on tumblr!

I can never not reblog this!

Delete this!

Tag yourself

Why doesn’t this have more notes?

I relate to this on a spiritual level

WHO DID THIS?!?

@somerandomfuck Did you see this?

This is so me

ZKCQCLKZKXXXPKCDZNQMBBZMHW!

I love tumblr!

I hate this fucking website

There are two types of people…

I don’t know who you are, but I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

Well, that escalated quickly

Everything happens so quickly

I don’t care if this fits your blog aesthetic…Reblog this now!

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?

tumblr in a nutshell everyone!

Are you satan?

Did you just…?

I’m so here for this

I AM SCREAMING!!!

Don’t you dare scroll past this!!!

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Reblog this in 20 seconds or they will be dead

Well, that escalated quickly

I am crying!!!

This is gold!

I am weak!!!

This is me af

Did you just try to one up me bitch?!?

Things are heating up on the “this is me” side of tumblr

I can’t breathe!!!

lmao

If I had to see this so do you

im ded  💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I feel personally attacked

I can fit this entire post in my thrussy

This is why aliens won’t talk to us

I can’t even!!!

Literally me! 😂👌🏽💯

Now this is the type of content I signed up for

What a time to be alive!

Science side of tumblr explain this

6 years agoperks-of-being-chinese 33,558 notes
The signs and their clothing styles
Twisted Tradition (trendy trousers, work chic look with a twist, tailored jackets/prep suits, mismatched plaid): Capricorn, Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius
Opulence Romance (embroidered floral details, silk, velvet, feminine, ruffles): Libra, Pisces, Sagittarius, Taurus
Power Play (street style, leather, jackets off the shoulder, crisp, high shine): Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio
6 years agozodiahcs 1,622 notes#this is so fucking accurate what the fat fuck

kant:

i literally said “hi” to a customer today and they replied “no”

6 years agozackisontumblr 98,864 notes

greatfay:

whatlovelybooks:

greatfay:

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am

6 years agozackisontumblr 173,780 notes
6 years agosteampunkstump-deactivated20211 68,527 notes#ME
6 years agothebootydiaries 100,699 notes

emogender:

mankind? No. man mean

6 years agozackisontumblr 399,987 notes

dudeoo0:

wHAT

6 years agofree-vvifi 141,647 notes
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